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Would Napoleon have been on Facebook?

Last night, I waited impatiently for the boyfriend to stop commenting on his Napoleonic battle reenactment group’s online forum, and come sit down at the dinner table.  As time dragged on and my...

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First Word

When my mother-in-law told us that my boyfriend said his first word, “Maman” (“Mama”), when he was four months old, I was a little surprised.  I mean, babies progress at their own rhythm, and I’ve...

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Bright blooms and a ghost

 Indian Pipes                                                  Look, I said, Indian pipes,                                                    flowers for ghosts....

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New York pizza in Paris: No longer just a dream!

  Strange things can happen when you blog.  So I wasn’t completely shocked when, about a week ago, I saw a dream of mine in the subject heading of an email from a stranger: “Brooklyn pizza in Paris.”...

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Charlie, hate speech, and history

"L.H.O.O.Q." by Marcel Duchamp (image source)  I don’t usually write about current events.  It’s just not my bag. But as we all continue to try to unravel the Charlie Hebdo killings and issues about...

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An American half-Jew in Paris

The past week and a half has been chaotic and full of fear, both in the news, and in real life, especially if you live in Paris.  After the horrendous massacre at the Charlie Hebdo offices last...

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Final Portrait

 On the evening of October 8, we were at a Japanese steakhouse in north Jersey for my brother and his fiancée’s joint bachelor/bachelorette party.  At one point, my sister got all of us siblings, plus...

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As I'm singing him to sleep

 Her songs seem to go well with my surprisingly deep singing voice.  Maybe that’s what (usually) calms my son Julien and makes him drift off.  But it’s rarely fast. Like me, he fights sleep. And though...

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Confessions of a ghostwriter

Although I'm fairly young (at least, that's what people tell me), I'm not particularly into the social media star scene.  I mean, of course I know Grumpy Cat and his ilk, and the boyfriend and I do...

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A house in the country

                   In the bathroom of a house in the country                   I wonder, What am I more afraid of:                   the possibility that the enormous spider                   will...

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Perfect thigh tattoo

On a scooter with shorts and tights, despite the cold.  Your boots match the purse perched with seeming nonchalance between your feet.  Yet despite this good-girl color coordination, a tattoo is...

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"Good" smells I hate: A pointless but hopefully fun OC

Hey guys,Life has been busy, sad, hopeful, stressful, and just basically every other adjective that means I can’t find a chunk of time to get onto OS and read and comment.  Including...

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Looking for OS online: Something's changed...

Hey guys,I don't get a lot of time to check out OS these days, sadly, but over the past few days when I've had a stolen moment or two, I've certainly been doing so. A couple days ago, I noticed...

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The tapestries that almost came to life

 If anyone knew what I did this afternoon, I’d tell them this was the culprit: (image source) A few days ago, I was perusing Paris Mômes, a free magazine for parents in Paris, hoping to find an...

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A time of goodbyes

When I found out I was pregnant, I thought there would be only one goodbye I’d have to say: to myself.  I’d vowed a long time ago that I wouldn’t have children unless I absolutely, 100% wholeheartedly...

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A delightful and disappointing Manhattan meet-up

Two nights ago, Julien, the boyfriend, and I went to an OS meet-up in Manhattan.  It was a wonderful experience overall. But there were a few things about it that were disappointing, too.First, the...

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Not a cat-astrophy: Julien and Ali's first 6 months together

  When you have a cat, you’re pretty likely to hear all sorts of horror stories about how they’ll be once your baby is born.  When they found out I was pregnant, some people just said to us, “You’re...

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On the news of your failing health

When I heard it I tried to keep my head above water.  But two traitorous tears flowed from my eyes anyway.This morning, it’s like a Cubist painting: I’m seeing it from your perspective and mine.  I...

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An OSer's escape

Well, it's been a while, guys.  I've had a crazy two weeks, and things now are so calm....  Julien is away at his grandparents' for a few days, and I find myself with time on my hands, time to do...

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At work

I wake up with ideas about how to approach articles I've got to write, assignments I've taken on.  They float, bobbing in my mind as I play with Julien, as I give him his second morning bottle, his...

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